BREAKING NEWS. Dallas Cowboys football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Jerry Jones immediately suspended practice & called the police & federal investigators. After a complete analysis FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season. Go Eagles!!!
thought it was pretty funny.
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