if i were...

If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday*

If I were a time of day, I'd be: 11:11

If I were a planet, I'd be: Neptune

If I were a sea animal, I'd be an: octopus

If I were a direction, I'd be: North

If I were a sin, I'd be: envy

If I were a liquid, I'd be: milk

If I were a tree, I'd be: a dogwood

If I were a bird, I'd be: a raven

If I were a tool, I'd be: a phillips head

If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a carnation

If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a thunderstorm

If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a phoenix

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: the drums

If I were an animal, I'd be: a tiger

If I were a color, I'd be: gray

If I were an emotion, I'd be: delighted

If I were a vegetable, I'd be: corn

If I were a sound, I'd be: purring

If I were an element, I'd be: water

If I were a car, I'd be: a Town and Country**

If I were a song, I'd be: Brass in Pocket

If I were a book, I'd be: The Sneetches

If I were a place, I'd be: the beach

If I were a taste, I'd be: peanut butter ice cream

If I were a scent, I'd be: marsh

If I were an object, I'd be: a paperweight on the CIA Director's desk

If I were a body part, I'd be: teeth

If I were a shape, I'd be: a Pentagram

If I were a number, I'd be: i'd like to be 34, but i know i'm 9



* almost great, but not void of lurking problems

** of course, there's a story behind every one of these...