ten reasons to drink during the holidays

let me start with this quote: 'When done in moderation, drinking can be a positive component of any holiday gathering.' ha ha. okay, here's the list:

• You can tolerate your in-laws • Beer goggles -- who said the holidays have to be lonely? • Why eat your calories when you can drink them? • You give the best gift...alcohol • New Year's resolutions seem attainable when you're drunk • You love everyone...and everyone loves you • Be the funny guy at the party • Drinking in winter means staying warm...or at least feeling like you are • You bring spirit to the occasion, literally • The holidays go by much quicker

found via gennie.