Thursday, June 7, 2007

paris the slacker

i didn't want to say anything about this, but it seems i cannot help myself.
Due to an undisclosed "medical condition," Paris Hilton has been reassigned from jail to her home, where she will wear an electronic monitoring device.
other sources say that the medical condition is that she is depressed. i can beleive that. it is jail, after all. isn't it funny that she once said wanted to prove that she can do the jail time. to learn from her mistakes. it seems that, by her own admission, she can't do anything.*

* don't think i am being unreasonably harsh. she is famous for having done nothing at all in the first place.

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