aw man, i'm not a size 8

they say you can find anything on ebay. here's a new one:

Haunted Gypsy Witch Silver Ring Breast Enhancement 2X

THIS RING IS VERY POWERFUL!!
IT MAKES YOUR BREASTS LARGER!!
IT MAKES YOUR BREASTS FULLER!!
IT MAKES YOUR BREASTS FIRMER!!
IT GIVES YOUR BREASTS SHAPE THAT YOU WANT OR DREAM!!

I visit Europe once a year, and buy some good stuff from European Gypsies. I also know some important Irish witches and warlocks through Eva, and they cast spell on items with a little donation.

all you have to do is talk to it. this is a bargain at $0.95. and, if you look at the seller, you can get haunted rings for health, lottery, etc. thanks ljp!