Sunday, June 28, 2009

wingwoman

maybe this is the job for me. i mean, 30 bucks an hour! from craigslist:
You must be classy and dress well.

Beyond that you must be able to do 4 things: 1) start conversations with beautiful women; 2) after that, remain totally silent, unless spoken directly to, but smile and look friendly while the man you are "winging" orchestrates the social situation; 3) socialize and block any man or woman attempting to interfere with the man you are winging and any woman he is chatting with; and 4) end any conversation you are having instantly at the direction of the man you are winging.
nah, i could never remain totally silent.

related: also on craigslist, taxidemied hamsters for sale.

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