comic relief: investment advice

If you purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
If you purchased $1,000.00 With Enron, you would have had $16.00 left.
If you purchased $1,000.00 With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.